"As Derek Zoolander would say, my baby girl is not an ambi-turner. Ever since we brought her home from the hospital, she’s favored her left side, dropping that cheek to the mattress every night when we put her to bed, and only wiggling in that direction underneath her little activity gym. 'Maybe she’ll be left-handed! And endowed with all that bonus creativity!' we lied to ourselves.
And now, my baby’s head is a trapezoid."